हाउ तो उन्लोच्क एस्तिसलत MODEM

IF ANY OF YOU IS IN AN ETISALAT 3G+ COVERAGE AREA BUT HAS BEING UNABLE TO GET 3G SIGNALS, WORRY NOT.
DON'T ALLOW THEIR SOMETIMES INEFFICIENT CUSTOMER CARE AGENTS TO TRICK YOU INTO WASTING YOUR 1,000 BUCKS IN THE NAME OF SUBSCRIBING FOR (also activating their 3G+ services) 200MB EASYBLAZE PLAN WITH A BALANCE OF NGN 100 IN YOUR ACCOUNT, JUST DIAL THIS USSD CODE *499*3*2# or *499*2*2#. YOU'LL GET AN SMS CONFIRMATION WITHING A MINUTE SAYING "Welcome to the etisalat blackberry Social voice plan. Your 1-day subscription is valid till --/--/11.Please go to setup to get started".
IT'S A BB PLAN BUT ONE THAT SERVES AS "A MEANS TO AN END" SO AGAIN, DON'T WORRY.
NOW GO TO YOUR PHONE'S NETWORK SETTINGS AND SWITCH TO UMTS (NOKIA) OR 3G AND VOILA, THE SERVICE BARS WILL BE AS STRONG AS "BAGCO".
NOW ENJOY YOUR ETISALAT TWEAK WITHOUT BARRIER.

ROCKING MODE ACTIVATED.
CYBERCHUM LIVES!

MB? forget mb, what you need is to get that 3G signal. I almost paid #1,000 to get it (i don't need their 200mb 'cos we have etisalat tweaks here but GPRS/EDGE doesn't make browsing and downloading fun, 3G+ network does). I sacrifised the #100 to get the etisalat easyblaze that was why i said that IT IS A MEANS TO AN END. Without doing this, you'll pay for more to get it.
To opt out from the plan and avoid auto renewal, send STOP in an sms to 229.
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